Thursday, October 8, 2009

Get A Job At 13?

I've wanted a partial-time with low pay job since I was 10, but my parents always say im too young, now i just turned 13. Im very self motivated though, im not like other kids who have there parents do there stuf. In three days, im going to apply for these jobs ; Wal - Mart's Smart Styles Hair Salon, Kutt Hutt Hair Salon to just do simple stuf like sweep hair and sweep the floor, nothing else but maybe a little more cleaning up things. Then, if those places wont let me, maybe Clarksville Florist, and the other Clarksville Florist on the other side of town just to either sweep up things or water plants. Nothing Complicated! I dont want you guys saying stuf about workers permits and stuf, cause i already know. And I wont go around telling everybody stuf getting that place in trouble. Please Help Me!!!



Get A Job At 13?

13 is pretty young and most peopl wouldnt hire you but you can stillwork at wal mart and places like that good luck



Get A Job At 13?

well i dont completely understand your question....but im guessing its about where you can get a job? if you want to kno where you can find a job you can always make money in your neighborhood by making flyers for babysitting, odd jobs, lawn mowing etc. working in your neighborhood is better too because you get paid in cash! well good luck and i hope you get a job =]



Get A Job At 13?

at thirteen you get a job but you can't work over 5pm or 5am and only on week ends. I work at sonics try that if there's one nearby they may let you work if you dwell on how bad yo u ant a job.other words try volunteer work or cut some grass, go to a nursing home, etc. hope i helped a lil'



Get A Job At 13?

13 is kind of young for those jobs , maybe u could bag groceries at your grocery store or make a lawn or pet service for people.



Get A Job At 13?

Here's a short list of jobs which you can create to generate income:



1. Learn calligraphy so that you can provide handwritten invitations and thank you notes to prospective wedding parties, birthday celebrations, etc. Seek out clients through wedding planners at nearby churches and temples. A starter calligraphy kit usually runs around $20 and anyone can easily pick up this skill. The going rate is usually $1 per hand addressed item.



2. Become a "poser" who assists wedding photographers in setting and arranging various individuals in group and single photographic positions. "Posers" carry around a sketch book of various sitting and standing poses which consists of onion skin overlays of various wedding pictures bound in albums. Again, contact local wedding photographers and wedding planners, accordingly. The hourly pay is around $10-$12 per hour and you are often invited to attend all dining activities.



3. Seek from your neighbors a gardner position which involves planting, weed removal, plant/tree trimming, light brush clearance. You will be using the neighbor's equipment and tools. Again, do not represent yourself as a lawn mower since there are any number of safety issues involved. A door-to-door solicitation of surrounding neighbors is required and you can charge between $6 to $9 per hour.



4. Offer policing/removal or clearance of trash services to surrounding neighbors which involve trash pickup within nearby residential area. Limit the extent of pickup to small areas and be aware that there are no hazardous terrain or elements involved in this process. Again, a door-to-door solicitation of neighbors is in order. You can charge between $6.75 to $7.50 per hour.



5. Acquire a set of window cleaning tools [a bucket, liquid window cleaner, sponge, squeegee, handle with an extension and a small step ladder] and solicit local businesses for your window cleaning services. However, be careful to limit the height of the window cleaning to no higher than one story. Charge $1 per window panel.



6. Become a proxy/stand-in for neighbors to allow delivery of goods and packages to your home/apartment. Acquire the authority to sign any receipt of incoming packages as an accepting neighbor. Charge $1 per each package handled by you.



7. Consider becoming a restaurant-cafe customer liaison by using your cell phone at restaurants-cafes to coordinate with the hostess to keep track of waiting customers. Whenever there's a very long period of time to activate a waiting list, you want to offer the restaurant your services so that customers do not have to stand around for any lengthy period of time. And when their name/assigned number comes up; you can call the upcoming customer's cell phone to tell them that they can return to the restaurant and be served. The call back fee is usually around $0.50 cents on a per head basis. For example, a couple would be charged $1.00 while children under 6 would not be charged. Placement of a plaque which outlines your fee schedule near the hostess station is sufficient to garner attention of prospective customers who will value your services since they can do other activities outside of the restaurant -- often beyond the range of any inhouse paging system. You realize that everyone has a cellphone and why not take advantage of the connectivity to make the diner's experience worthwhile. The restaurant will also appreciate the added service you are providing as a customer liaison.



8. Why not become a paid feeder servicing the disabled at nearby nursing, convalescent, assisted living/care centers and hospitals. It involves feeding food to patients who are unable to feed themselves. The starting rate is $8.00 per hour. The only downside is that one has to take precautions to wash one's hands after each feeding. A posting of your services [by a business card or flyer] on a reviewable bulletin board would be enough to generate customers. The paid feeder position is one of the fastest growing occupation at this time.



Good luck!

Can I grow to 5'11-6'0 feet?

I justed turned 19 and have grown like an almost 3/4 of an inch in the past year. However my growth as always kind of been steady, during my growth spurt I grew a little over 2 inches. I grew almost 3/4 of an inch since last year. Can I push out 5'11 1/2-6'0. My voice started cracking a year ago, and I have light facial hair, and chest hair starting to appear last year. I seem less developed then other kids in my opnion



Mom 5'4 1/2



Dad 6 feet



grandfather 6 feet



grandfather 6 feet



grandma 5'6 1/2



grandma 5'3, her father was 6'2, but her mom was 4'11



2 of my dads brothers are over 6 feet, one is 6'3, the other one is 5'11. my dad grandfather was 6'3-6'4.



I am 5'9 1/2, I was a little under 5'9 last year



Can I grow to 5'11-6'0 feet?

It is very possible for you to break 5'11". Some men actually keep growing during their college years, and it sounds like most of your family is pretty tall so I'd say the odds are on your side. Yeah so don't worry about being less developed or whatever, you should get there. :)



Can I grow to 5'11-6'0 feet?

It is quite possible. It often depends on the person, but by your genetics it sounds like that's the range you ought to be reaching. Also since it sounds like you're in the early stages of adolescence (some people start late), you are probably earlier in your growth than most people at 19. If your grandfathers and/or father have more chest/facial hair than you do, then you're definitely sort of late to adolescence. If you want to really be sure about getting a little taller than you otherwise would, drink 2-3 cups of milk a day and get a lot of sleep.



So I'm going to guess you will reach 5'11 or 6'0"



Can I grow to 5'11-6'0 feet?

Drink more milk.



And STOP drinking anything carbonated.



Can I grow to 5'11-6'0 feet?

possible cant tell for sure



Can I grow to 5'11-6'0 feet?

doubt it



Can I grow to 5'11-6'0 feet?

Don't worry, you aren't going to stop growing until you're twenty five. You will reach 6 feet and maybe then some. I was 5'9" when I was 19 and when I was twenty five I was 5'11" (that's two inches). Chin up buckaroo!

What would you do if you had a mum like this?

I am a very ambitious and mature 22 yr old mum of 2, a preschool teacher -I like kids LOL- currently starting a business with my partner.



I want to provide for my girls, teach them morals and respect. My mum on the other hand is completly the opposite!



I want to know if you had a mum like mine would you walk away or keep trying to 'mother' her?



She is 43, but acts like a 16 yr old! my baby brother 5 and sister 3 have no stability, and are aggresive -physically- pretty much brats(not their fault) she starts drinking at 1pm every day, then allows the kids to leave the house to 'visit' the neighbours so she can 'recover' she knows that their father is abusive 9thats why she left him!) but sends the kids to him and his GF ever fortnight so she can 'get them out of her hair' she wants to now sell the house my dad left her in the divorce and buy another with a man she has known for 6 weeks! she does not want to work-never has- to pay her huge debts/bills. what do I do? I'm loosing respect!



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

Oh how your story is just like mine.However I have no younger brothers or sisters that she has to care for.She has don't lots and lots of childish things and has always made them my fault.Her drinking is always some Else fault and so on and so on.I would say the answer to your question is no you can't have a relationship with her if you want to stay out of the crazy house.I am a 28 yr old married mother of 2 myself and she has tried everything in her evil power to make my marriage fail and turn my kids against me.I mean I guess you could have a relationship with her but not a healthy one so to say.It took me a long time to say enough is enough and to really see that she is "sick" but doesn't want any help.I now have not talked to her in 6mo and as sad as it sounds I am so much happier now that she is no longer a part of my life.A big wt has been lifted off my chest.Now out to your helpless brother and sister.I would call child welfare on her and have them taken away from her.You know what she is doing and has done to you save them from the same crap.They deserve better then that.Even if you can't take them the state will find them a good family and maybe even find someone to take them both.Maybe then she will open her eyes and get the help she so badly needs.I will keep your family in my prayers.Good Luck and hope this helped some.Also email me anytime if you would like.



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

Maybe talk to her and seeing how you love kids so much, maybe she will let you take them til she gets her life on track



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

I would have left her.



because it would spoile the future or your brother n sister, and also may be of your kids.



But somewhere in my heart i would know its not right. (confused!)



But before doing that give a try to convince her to not to do so.



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

There is a difference between unconditional love and unconditional relationships. What I did not see in your question and story was that she was asking anything of you, except the patience she is not actually asking for but just requiring by being who she is. As much as you may dislike hearing it, until her self-defeating behavior causes her to impose on you in some practical or tangible manner, you don't have much of a say so in the situation. The fact is, as a child rather than parent, you don't even get the satisfaction of completely speaking your mind the way a parent would almost certainly do if the roles were reversed.



If you respect yourself, remember she has the potential for raising children such as you are, so you can respect her for that much even if for no more. I completely disapproved of my parents for a long time, but they somehow managed to raise a son who feels qualified to see all their flaws. Chalk at least one virtue up on that account and that can open you up to finding others -- it did me.



Good luck and best regards



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

well i would stick around if not for you siblings, was she always like this?



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

live the way your living now ,your doing very well . remember your mom is your mom,try to help her,if she drinks like you say she does, do some perspective taking to see why.she needs your help and is hurting.



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

what does "I like kids LOL" mean...are you being sarcastic??? LOL?? any hoo...what ever happened to families sticking together? if you are really worried about your baby siblings, take them whenever they are supposed to have parental visitation. perhaps you could try to help your mother, instead of LOSING RESPECT...? it is so easy to judge and turn away from someone in need. it takes much more time and effort to stop and "grab something by the horns".



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

I don't mean to sound harsh...and I'm not coming from a "bitter" place. But there came a time in myy life where I HAD to make the decision to distance myself and my boys from her because I surely wouldn't stand for her - in all those sneaky ways - to have ANY influence on my boys. It's hard,becaue she's my mother,but once you BECOME a mother,your first priority in life is protecting THEM! Be good to yourself and your children.



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

Ignore that incorrigible old girl, move to another town and live your life there without anyone troubling and bothering you.

Do you think girls like a boy who is agressive, or who doesn't touch them?

Meaning, the whole night he does not make contact with her, or a guy who puts his arm around her spontaneously, brushes her hair, etc. ? I'm talking HS level kids, seniors, 17-18.



Obviously, she wouldn't like no contact. The guy can just be extremely confident and talk to her directly, stroke her arm, etc.



Do you think girls like a boy who is agressive, or who doesn't touch them?

Girls like a boy who really respects her and concerns about her. Aggressive is not a good strategy.



Do you think girls like a boy who is agressive, or who doesn't touch them?

Agressive please!



Do you think girls like a boy who is agressive, or who doesn't touch them?

It depends on what type of girl.Most girls wouldn't like that but some may.



Do you think girls like a boy who is agressive, or who doesn't touch them?

aggressive



Do you think girls like a boy who is agressive, or who doesn't touch them?

GUYS AT THT AGE ARE AGREESIVE.......IF HE IS NOT THEN THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE GUY!!!!!!!



Do you think girls like a boy who is agressive, or who doesn't touch them?

If your not sure about doing something spontaneous with the girl your with ask her. Say... "would you mind if I held your hand". Personally I have wanted certain guys to put their arm around me. But... Sometimes, I found it so irritating I would cringe, I couldn't wait to get away from him. I suppose this is a chemistry thing.

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So, do you WAX?????



Only a woman can laugh at this. No one else would dare! Hope you enjoy!



This has to be one of the funniest and most awful scenarios I have ever



heard of... Bless this woman!!!



All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy,



painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now.... The Wax!!



My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home; fix dinner;



played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my



mind for the next few hours; "Maybe I should do the hair removal thing for



the month?"



So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold



wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in



your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your



leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off! No mess, no fuss. How hard



can it be? I mean, I'm no girly, girl, but am mechanically inclined enough



that I can figure it out.



*YA THINK!!!*



So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each together,



stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hairdryer



and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end (Oh, how this phrase



haunts me!).



I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull.



OK... So it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do



this!!!



Hair removal no longer eludes me!! I am She-Ra, fighter of all wayward body



hair and smooth skin extraordinaire!!



With my next wax strip, I move "north". After checking on the kids, I sneak



back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop



my panties and place one foot on the toilet.



Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of the



bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to the



inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and



brace myself....



RRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!



I'm Blind!!!!! Blinded from pain!!!!!!... OH DEAR GOD !!!!!!!!!!!



I'm making noises that only dogs can hear .



Vision slowly returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half



of



the strip. S**T!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP...



Everything is swirly and spotted . I cannot breath or speak - I have



forgotten how ..



Do I hear crashing drums?????



Wait a few minutes and I'm back to normal (nearly) After all this I want to



see my trophy !!! - A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt that has caused



me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my



triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!



There's no hair on it!



Where is the hair?? WHERE IS THE WAX? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still



perched on the toilet. I see the hair... The hair that should be on the



strip. I touch. I am touching wax. S**T!!! I run my fingers over the most



sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.



Then I make the next BIG mistake . . . . . .



Remember, my foot is still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do



something, so I put my foot down.



DAMN!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door.



Vagina? Sealed shut!



Butt?? Sealed shut!!!



I penguin walk around the bathroom, trying to figure out what to do and



think to myself, "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off."



Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand



into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should



melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??



WRONG!!!!



I get in the tub - The water is slightly hotter than then that used to



torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.



Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued together



is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub.



In scalding hot water!! (Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax) So, now



I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!!! God bless the man what convinced me I



should have a phone in the bathroom!!! I call my friend, thinking surely



she's waxed before and has come secret of how to get me undone. It's a very



good conversation starter, "So my butt and who-ha are stuck to the bottom of the tub!



There is a slight pause. She doesn't have a secret trick, but does try to



hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is



located.



"Are we talking buttock cheek or is it covering - you know -



Everywhere(cringe factor 20000 at this point) ?"



She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and



she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.



YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!



I should be the 'butt' of someone else's work-night jokes.



While we go through various solutions, I resort to scraping the wax off with



a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in



hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water, and then dry



shaving the sticky wax off!!!



By now, the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I slip



into glazed donut land. My friend is still talking with me and my hand



reaches towards the saving grace...The lotion they give you to remove the



excess wax.



What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub some on and OH MY



GOD!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids, scared the dickens out of my



friend, but I really don't care!!



"IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and



she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice, to



my grief and despair...



THE HAIR IS STILL THERE... ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!



So, I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point.



Next week I'm going to try hair colour . . . .



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wow what can i say?



that is possibly the best thing i have ever read on yahoo and probably the best thing i will ever read



i laughed so much that it took me ages to read it all as i couldnt see the screen



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o my people!!!! Report It



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its kinda funny but then its kinda long lol



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kind of cool %26amp; dumb at the same time lol



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A little long but hilarious!



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OMG... that was hysterical...



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OUCH!!!!! :[[



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Not really a joke- more like a long damn story about home waxing... Never Never would dream of waxing that area by myself... That is what the day spa is for.... Still- kinda funny.



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LMAO...that is the best one I've heard all week...okay possibly all year



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Hahahahaha - I tried waxing my leg once, never again!! Good old razors! :o)



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Wow.....I think all I can say is Wow!



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... um ... thanx? ...



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Phew ! How ever long did it take you to type that. I'm trying to work it out. If you touch type at 70 words per minute, forget it I'm off to bed. Night night.



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rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!1



that is the funniest thing i have heard in ages.



laughed my socks off i did!!



thanks for brightening up my night hun



cheers xx



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Oh my god, that is horrendous!!!



Someone learned the lesson the hard way, eh?



:-D



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OMFG!! that cracked me up to no end !!! I'm still laughing!! Thanks for that- sounds like something my bestfriend and I would do ...



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i laughed my A-S-S off *he he* that was hilarious!



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That was awfully long-winded!!!



But, I stuck through it and think it was a really well told story!!



For one of only 3 times in my internet-surfing career, I REALLY did laugh out loud!!!



I am a bloke by the way!!



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Laugh til I cried your joke made my day. Awesome!!!!!!!!



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I think you may have a career as a comedy writer.



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That was a true story?!! I am cringing here in my seat, I had actually been thinking about trying that stuff on my legs... no way! I've changed my mind! Honestly my legs clamped together as I read that!!



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I feel for you, I really do!



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LOl i have heard this one b 4 but i still laugh at it everytime :%26gt;)thnx i needed the laugh



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I've tried waxing once but after reading that never agaiN!



Razors for life!



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Ouch,that was funny



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funny, funny lady - still wiping the tears from my eyes - thanks!



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your mental never diy!



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hahaha



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oh my god! i'm still rolling and wiping the tears from my eyes! that was great!



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nice



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long story



short laugh



waste of time



sorry



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No way am I taking the time to read all that.



Thumbs down? You're just mad because you took all that time to read it, and it wasn't even worth it!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

How do u think???

halles berry's and gabriel aubry kid is going to come out like.hair color eye color skin color etc



How do u think???

I don't know but mixed race babies are sooooooooooo cute!



How do u think???

who the hell is gabriel aubry?

Eye color Genetics??? Can someone Help answer!! PLZ!?

OKay can you answer this? [PS. IM Bi-RATiAL;;black-white], My grand mother on my fathers side has green eyes and red hair, My father has Hazel-Green eyes and dark brown hair. My Mom Has Dark-Brown eyes. I have Dark brown eyes, and my Brother has Dark-Brown eyes but a little lighter than mines. Im just wondering if I have kids is it possible that their kids will have green or hazel eyes. [OR IF I POSSIBLY HAVE KIDS W/ ANOTHER BI-RATIAL PERSON (BLACK-WHITE).??



Eye color Genetics??? Can someone Help answer!! PLZ!?

This is a complicated genetics question that you might get better answers to if you posed it under science. I would need to do a genome chart of your whole family or at least all the parents and grandparents complete with hair and eye color to give you an accurate idea of what to expect. A short answer is that if the individuals carrying hair and eye color traits are homozygous dominant and they have a child with an individual with another person with the same homozygous dominant trait, then the child will have that trait.AA+AA= AA



If the parents are what is called heterozygous dominant then the genes can combine to create an offspring with either the dominant trait or the less common recessive trait.Ab+Ab =AA or bb



Eye color Genetics??? Can someone Help answer!! PLZ!?

I'm thinking yes. Since brown eyes are dominant and your father had a gene for green eyes you could have also got that gene (aka you could be heterozygous brown). But your partner would also have to have a gene for green eyes in order to have a green-eyed kid.



Scientists are starting to think that eye colour depends on more than one gene, so it might not be that simple.



Eye color Genetics??? Can someone Help answer!! PLZ!?

Well..My parents and both brothers are brown eyes, dark brown hair. Irish/French/Scots My husband is blue eyes, with blue eyed parents and all siblings blue eyed. My kids are, 1 brown eyes 2 green, 3 blue. (Actually 1 has a blue eye and a brown eye)



My brown eyed daughter is married to a green eyed man and they have 2 green eyed kids



My blue eyed daughter is married to a green eyed man and has 2 blue eyed kids



My oldest blue eyed son married blue eyes and has 2 blue eyed kids



My1 brn/blu eyed son is married to a biracial woman (black father/whte mom) with brown eyes.Their son has bright blue eyes , curly blond hair and beautiful skin.



My 2 green eyed boys 21 and 23 aren't married yet.



So, I say sure you can. I never thought I would have anything but brown eyed kids. And I only have 1 out of 13 kid/grandkids.