A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

Is this like the kid pulling the little girls hair on the playground bcuz he likes her.

Im so ticked, Im ready to open a can of whip-azz! We work nights %26amp; I cant leave the building until my shift is done.

He ate my lunch! Im starving, hungry, and I have cramps!

Can I kill him and say it was involuntary manslaughter!

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

Spray some breath freshener on your knuckles and punch him in the mouth.

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

man that is f$@%^ up. go fart in his cube or something

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

Eat his lunch! How rude!

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

yeah give your co-worker a breathmint and say "here, you need it a lot more than I do" and then say "no offense" but then show him your fingers crossed.

it is a he right?

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

Next time bring a lunch that has a laxitive mixed in it. He eats that %26amp; he'll have fun.

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

You should give him a breath mint because he's full of s*** for being an a**h***!

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

I agree with the above fart comment, only I think you should discreetly fart in a glass jar and trick him into smelling it. Say "does this smell funny to you"

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

Tell him, "sorry no mints, but I've got these chocolates!"

And give him x-lax!

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

what a turd next time make him a special lunch by Puting your cut toe nails in it revenge is a dish best served cold

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

lol..that sucks. However I don't think it'd be wise to kill him.

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

kick him in the n*ts %26amp;%26amp; pimp slap that beeotch!!!

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

Let him know how you feel thanx to him. Tell him how disrespectfull that is, and of course how uneducated he is. That only shows the type of person he is, and still has the nerve to ask you for a breath mint. Wow, just tell him off !!!

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

in school someone was stealing my lunch,

so I made a

dog-poop sandwich. With onions and mayo,

to hide the smell of poo.

IT WORKED!

the little thief was

puking her guts out all afternoon!

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

ohh I compeletely sympathise..In my last off I had similar co-workers..wat a bug he is........y dont u tell him to buy u lunch now...order i.e. since u shd nt starve..i mean it do that

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

spike a taco with a laxitive the laugh while he runs for the border:D

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

Say i hope that you liked my lunch now I want some money so I can go and get something to eat

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

Next time, stuff your sandwich with chunks of moist dog food and tell him it's stewed steak and not to touch it under ANY circumstances and see what happens at lunchtime...

Good luck!

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

Did you see him eat your lunch?

Did you say something to him about doing this?

Did you tell him that you are very hungry and having cramps because he ate your lunch?

Did you ask him to order some food to be delivered for you?

Did you ask him to pay you for your lunch?

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If you answered NO to any or all of these questions it's no wonder this jerk thinks he can just take your lunch and leave you hungry.

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Don't prepare "doctored up" food (laxitives, dog food or dog poo, etc.) to feed him as payback. It will only back-fire on YOU.

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He could be allergic to something in a laxitive and the dog food or poo could make him ill and he could then have you fired, arrested and then sue you to boot. Also...laxitives are considered a drug and it is VERY illegal to give someone a drug without their knowledge. I would also think that putting dog poo in food you believe someone else will eat would also be very illegal. Likewise the dog food since most state on their labels it is not for human consumption.

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Instead: Report this thief to your boss....your lunch is your private property and no one has the right to help themself to someone else's private property without their permission. ...whether it's a lunch or their charge card.

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Either stand up for yourself or don't whine about what YOU let him get away with.

A Co-worker Just Ate My Lunch Then Had The Nerve Ask Me For A Breath Mint!?

I agree with bluesummer76 100%

lol