Thursday, October 8, 2009

Get A Job At 13?

I've wanted a partial-time with low pay job since I was 10, but my parents always say im too young, now i just turned 13. Im very self motivated though, im not like other kids who have there parents do there stuf. In three days, im going to apply for these jobs ; Wal - Mart's Smart Styles Hair Salon, Kutt Hutt Hair Salon to just do simple stuf like sweep hair and sweep the floor, nothing else but maybe a little more cleaning up things. Then, if those places wont let me, maybe Clarksville Florist, and the other Clarksville Florist on the other side of town just to either sweep up things or water plants. Nothing Complicated! I dont want you guys saying stuf about workers permits and stuf, cause i already know. And I wont go around telling everybody stuf getting that place in trouble. Please Help Me!!!



Get A Job At 13?

13 is pretty young and most peopl wouldnt hire you but you can stillwork at wal mart and places like that good luck



Get A Job At 13?

well i dont completely understand your question....but im guessing its about where you can get a job? if you want to kno where you can find a job you can always make money in your neighborhood by making flyers for babysitting, odd jobs, lawn mowing etc. working in your neighborhood is better too because you get paid in cash! well good luck and i hope you get a job =]



Get A Job At 13?

at thirteen you get a job but you can't work over 5pm or 5am and only on week ends. I work at sonics try that if there's one nearby they may let you work if you dwell on how bad yo u ant a job.other words try volunteer work or cut some grass, go to a nursing home, etc. hope i helped a lil'



Get A Job At 13?

13 is kind of young for those jobs , maybe u could bag groceries at your grocery store or make a lawn or pet service for people.



Get A Job At 13?

Here's a short list of jobs which you can create to generate income:



1. Learn calligraphy so that you can provide handwritten invitations and thank you notes to prospective wedding parties, birthday celebrations, etc. Seek out clients through wedding planners at nearby churches and temples. A starter calligraphy kit usually runs around $20 and anyone can easily pick up this skill. The going rate is usually $1 per hand addressed item.



2. Become a "poser" who assists wedding photographers in setting and arranging various individuals in group and single photographic positions. "Posers" carry around a sketch book of various sitting and standing poses which consists of onion skin overlays of various wedding pictures bound in albums. Again, contact local wedding photographers and wedding planners, accordingly. The hourly pay is around $10-$12 per hour and you are often invited to attend all dining activities.



3. Seek from your neighbors a gardner position which involves planting, weed removal, plant/tree trimming, light brush clearance. You will be using the neighbor's equipment and tools. Again, do not represent yourself as a lawn mower since there are any number of safety issues involved. A door-to-door solicitation of surrounding neighbors is required and you can charge between $6 to $9 per hour.



4. Offer policing/removal or clearance of trash services to surrounding neighbors which involve trash pickup within nearby residential area. Limit the extent of pickup to small areas and be aware that there are no hazardous terrain or elements involved in this process. Again, a door-to-door solicitation of neighbors is in order. You can charge between $6.75 to $7.50 per hour.



5. Acquire a set of window cleaning tools [a bucket, liquid window cleaner, sponge, squeegee, handle with an extension and a small step ladder] and solicit local businesses for your window cleaning services. However, be careful to limit the height of the window cleaning to no higher than one story. Charge $1 per window panel.



6. Become a proxy/stand-in for neighbors to allow delivery of goods and packages to your home/apartment. Acquire the authority to sign any receipt of incoming packages as an accepting neighbor. Charge $1 per each package handled by you.



7. Consider becoming a restaurant-cafe customer liaison by using your cell phone at restaurants-cafes to coordinate with the hostess to keep track of waiting customers. Whenever there's a very long period of time to activate a waiting list, you want to offer the restaurant your services so that customers do not have to stand around for any lengthy period of time. And when their name/assigned number comes up; you can call the upcoming customer's cell phone to tell them that they can return to the restaurant and be served. The call back fee is usually around $0.50 cents on a per head basis. For example, a couple would be charged $1.00 while children under 6 would not be charged. Placement of a plaque which outlines your fee schedule near the hostess station is sufficient to garner attention of prospective customers who will value your services since they can do other activities outside of the restaurant -- often beyond the range of any inhouse paging system. You realize that everyone has a cellphone and why not take advantage of the connectivity to make the diner's experience worthwhile. The restaurant will also appreciate the added service you are providing as a customer liaison.



8. Why not become a paid feeder servicing the disabled at nearby nursing, convalescent, assisted living/care centers and hospitals. It involves feeding food to patients who are unable to feed themselves. The starting rate is $8.00 per hour. The only downside is that one has to take precautions to wash one's hands after each feeding. A posting of your services [by a business card or flyer] on a reviewable bulletin board would be enough to generate customers. The paid feeder position is one of the fastest growing occupation at this time.



Good luck!

Can I grow to 5'11-6'0 feet?

I justed turned 19 and have grown like an almost 3/4 of an inch in the past year. However my growth as always kind of been steady, during my growth spurt I grew a little over 2 inches. I grew almost 3/4 of an inch since last year. Can I push out 5'11 1/2-6'0. My voice started cracking a year ago, and I have light facial hair, and chest hair starting to appear last year. I seem less developed then other kids in my opnion



Mom 5'4 1/2



Dad 6 feet



grandfather 6 feet



grandfather 6 feet



grandma 5'6 1/2



grandma 5'3, her father was 6'2, but her mom was 4'11



2 of my dads brothers are over 6 feet, one is 6'3, the other one is 5'11. my dad grandfather was 6'3-6'4.



I am 5'9 1/2, I was a little under 5'9 last year



Can I grow to 5'11-6'0 feet?

It is very possible for you to break 5'11". Some men actually keep growing during their college years, and it sounds like most of your family is pretty tall so I'd say the odds are on your side. Yeah so don't worry about being less developed or whatever, you should get there. :)



Can I grow to 5'11-6'0 feet?

It is quite possible. It often depends on the person, but by your genetics it sounds like that's the range you ought to be reaching. Also since it sounds like you're in the early stages of adolescence (some people start late), you are probably earlier in your growth than most people at 19. If your grandfathers and/or father have more chest/facial hair than you do, then you're definitely sort of late to adolescence. If you want to really be sure about getting a little taller than you otherwise would, drink 2-3 cups of milk a day and get a lot of sleep.



So I'm going to guess you will reach 5'11 or 6'0"



Can I grow to 5'11-6'0 feet?

Drink more milk.



And STOP drinking anything carbonated.



Can I grow to 5'11-6'0 feet?

possible cant tell for sure



Can I grow to 5'11-6'0 feet?

doubt it



Can I grow to 5'11-6'0 feet?

Don't worry, you aren't going to stop growing until you're twenty five. You will reach 6 feet and maybe then some. I was 5'9" when I was 19 and when I was twenty five I was 5'11" (that's two inches). Chin up buckaroo!

What would you do if you had a mum like this?

I am a very ambitious and mature 22 yr old mum of 2, a preschool teacher -I like kids LOL- currently starting a business with my partner.



I want to provide for my girls, teach them morals and respect. My mum on the other hand is completly the opposite!



I want to know if you had a mum like mine would you walk away or keep trying to 'mother' her?



She is 43, but acts like a 16 yr old! my baby brother 5 and sister 3 have no stability, and are aggresive -physically- pretty much brats(not their fault) she starts drinking at 1pm every day, then allows the kids to leave the house to 'visit' the neighbours so she can 'recover' she knows that their father is abusive 9thats why she left him!) but sends the kids to him and his GF ever fortnight so she can 'get them out of her hair' she wants to now sell the house my dad left her in the divorce and buy another with a man she has known for 6 weeks! she does not want to work-never has- to pay her huge debts/bills. what do I do? I'm loosing respect!



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

Oh how your story is just like mine.However I have no younger brothers or sisters that she has to care for.She has don't lots and lots of childish things and has always made them my fault.Her drinking is always some Else fault and so on and so on.I would say the answer to your question is no you can't have a relationship with her if you want to stay out of the crazy house.I am a 28 yr old married mother of 2 myself and she has tried everything in her evil power to make my marriage fail and turn my kids against me.I mean I guess you could have a relationship with her but not a healthy one so to say.It took me a long time to say enough is enough and to really see that she is "sick" but doesn't want any help.I now have not talked to her in 6mo and as sad as it sounds I am so much happier now that she is no longer a part of my life.A big wt has been lifted off my chest.Now out to your helpless brother and sister.I would call child welfare on her and have them taken away from her.You know what she is doing and has done to you save them from the same crap.They deserve better then that.Even if you can't take them the state will find them a good family and maybe even find someone to take them both.Maybe then she will open her eyes and get the help she so badly needs.I will keep your family in my prayers.Good Luck and hope this helped some.Also email me anytime if you would like.



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

Maybe talk to her and seeing how you love kids so much, maybe she will let you take them til she gets her life on track



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

I would have left her.



because it would spoile the future or your brother n sister, and also may be of your kids.



But somewhere in my heart i would know its not right. (confused!)



But before doing that give a try to convince her to not to do so.



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

There is a difference between unconditional love and unconditional relationships. What I did not see in your question and story was that she was asking anything of you, except the patience she is not actually asking for but just requiring by being who she is. As much as you may dislike hearing it, until her self-defeating behavior causes her to impose on you in some practical or tangible manner, you don't have much of a say so in the situation. The fact is, as a child rather than parent, you don't even get the satisfaction of completely speaking your mind the way a parent would almost certainly do if the roles were reversed.



If you respect yourself, remember she has the potential for raising children such as you are, so you can respect her for that much even if for no more. I completely disapproved of my parents for a long time, but they somehow managed to raise a son who feels qualified to see all their flaws. Chalk at least one virtue up on that account and that can open you up to finding others -- it did me.



Good luck and best regards



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

well i would stick around if not for you siblings, was she always like this?



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

live the way your living now ,your doing very well . remember your mom is your mom,try to help her,if she drinks like you say she does, do some perspective taking to see why.she needs your help and is hurting.



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

what does "I like kids LOL" mean...are you being sarcastic??? LOL?? any hoo...what ever happened to families sticking together? if you are really worried about your baby siblings, take them whenever they are supposed to have parental visitation. perhaps you could try to help your mother, instead of LOSING RESPECT...? it is so easy to judge and turn away from someone in need. it takes much more time and effort to stop and "grab something by the horns".



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

I don't mean to sound harsh...and I'm not coming from a "bitter" place. But there came a time in myy life where I HAD to make the decision to distance myself and my boys from her because I surely wouldn't stand for her - in all those sneaky ways - to have ANY influence on my boys. It's hard,becaue she's my mother,but once you BECOME a mother,your first priority in life is protecting THEM! Be good to yourself and your children.



What would you do if you had a mum like this?

Ignore that incorrigible old girl, move to another town and live your life there without anyone troubling and bothering you.

Do you think girls like a boy who is agressive, or who doesn't touch them?

Meaning, the whole night he does not make contact with her, or a guy who puts his arm around her spontaneously, brushes her hair, etc. ? I'm talking HS level kids, seniors, 17-18.



Obviously, she wouldn't like no contact. The guy can just be extremely confident and talk to her directly, stroke her arm, etc.



Do you think girls like a boy who is agressive, or who doesn't touch them?

Girls like a boy who really respects her and concerns about her. Aggressive is not a good strategy.



Do you think girls like a boy who is agressive, or who doesn't touch them?

Agressive please!



Do you think girls like a boy who is agressive, or who doesn't touch them?

It depends on what type of girl.Most girls wouldn't like that but some may.



Do you think girls like a boy who is agressive, or who doesn't touch them?

aggressive



Do you think girls like a boy who is agressive, or who doesn't touch them?

GUYS AT THT AGE ARE AGREESIVE.......IF HE IS NOT THEN THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE GUY!!!!!!!



Do you think girls like a boy who is agressive, or who doesn't touch them?

If your not sure about doing something spontaneous with the girl your with ask her. Say... "would you mind if I held your hand". Personally I have wanted certain guys to put their arm around me. But... Sometimes, I found it so irritating I would cringe, I couldn't wait to get away from him. I suppose this is a chemistry thing.

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So, do you WAX?????



Only a woman can laugh at this. No one else would dare! Hope you enjoy!



This has to be one of the funniest and most awful scenarios I have ever



heard of... Bless this woman!!!



All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy,



painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now.... The Wax!!



My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home; fix dinner;



played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my



mind for the next few hours; "Maybe I should do the hair removal thing for



the month?"



So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold



wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in



your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your



leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off! No mess, no fuss. How hard



can it be? I mean, I'm no girly, girl, but am mechanically inclined enough



that I can figure it out.



*YA THINK!!!*



So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each together,



stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hairdryer



and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end (Oh, how this phrase



haunts me!).



I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull.



OK... So it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do



this!!!



Hair removal no longer eludes me!! I am She-Ra, fighter of all wayward body



hair and smooth skin extraordinaire!!



With my next wax strip, I move "north". After checking on the kids, I sneak



back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop



my panties and place one foot on the toilet.



Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of the



bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to the



inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and



brace myself....



RRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!



I'm Blind!!!!! Blinded from pain!!!!!!... OH DEAR GOD !!!!!!!!!!!



I'm making noises that only dogs can hear .



Vision slowly returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half



of



the strip. S**T!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP...



Everything is swirly and spotted . I cannot breath or speak - I have



forgotten how ..



Do I hear crashing drums?????



Wait a few minutes and I'm back to normal (nearly) After all this I want to



see my trophy !!! - A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt that has caused



me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my



triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!



There's no hair on it!



Where is the hair?? WHERE IS THE WAX? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still



perched on the toilet. I see the hair... The hair that should be on the



strip. I touch. I am touching wax. S**T!!! I run my fingers over the most



sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.



Then I make the next BIG mistake . . . . . .



Remember, my foot is still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do



something, so I put my foot down.



DAMN!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door.



Vagina? Sealed shut!



Butt?? Sealed shut!!!



I penguin walk around the bathroom, trying to figure out what to do and



think to myself, "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off."



Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand



into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should



melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??



WRONG!!!!



I get in the tub - The water is slightly hotter than then that used to



torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.



Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued together



is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub.



In scalding hot water!! (Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax) So, now



I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!!! God bless the man what convinced me I



should have a phone in the bathroom!!! I call my friend, thinking surely



she's waxed before and has come secret of how to get me undone. It's a very



good conversation starter, "So my butt and who-ha are stuck to the bottom of the tub!



There is a slight pause. She doesn't have a secret trick, but does try to



hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is



located.



"Are we talking buttock cheek or is it covering - you know -



Everywhere(cringe factor 20000 at this point) ?"



She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and



she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.



YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!



I should be the 'butt' of someone else's work-night jokes.



While we go through various solutions, I resort to scraping the wax off with



a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in



hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water, and then dry



shaving the sticky wax off!!!



By now, the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I slip



into glazed donut land. My friend is still talking with me and my hand



reaches towards the saving grace...The lotion they give you to remove the



excess wax.



What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub some on and OH MY



GOD!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids, scared the dickens out of my



friend, but I really don't care!!



"IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and



she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice, to



my grief and despair...



THE HAIR IS STILL THERE... ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!



So, I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point.



Next week I'm going to try hair colour . . . .



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wow what can i say?



that is possibly the best thing i have ever read on yahoo and probably the best thing i will ever read



i laughed so much that it took me ages to read it all as i couldnt see the screen



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o my people!!!! Report It



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its kinda funny but then its kinda long lol



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kind of cool %26amp; dumb at the same time lol



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A little long but hilarious!



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OMG... that was hysterical...



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OUCH!!!!! :[[



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Not really a joke- more like a long damn story about home waxing... Never Never would dream of waxing that area by myself... That is what the day spa is for.... Still- kinda funny.



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LMAO...that is the best one I've heard all week...okay possibly all year



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Hahahahaha - I tried waxing my leg once, never again!! Good old razors! :o)



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Wow.....I think all I can say is Wow!



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... um ... thanx? ...



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Phew ! How ever long did it take you to type that. I'm trying to work it out. If you touch type at 70 words per minute, forget it I'm off to bed. Night night.



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rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!1



that is the funniest thing i have heard in ages.



laughed my socks off i did!!



thanks for brightening up my night hun



cheers xx



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Oh my god, that is horrendous!!!



Someone learned the lesson the hard way, eh?



:-D



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OMFG!! that cracked me up to no end !!! I'm still laughing!! Thanks for that- sounds like something my bestfriend and I would do ...



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i laughed my A-S-S off *he he* that was hilarious!



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That was awfully long-winded!!!



But, I stuck through it and think it was a really well told story!!



For one of only 3 times in my internet-surfing career, I REALLY did laugh out loud!!!



I am a bloke by the way!!



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Laugh til I cried your joke made my day. Awesome!!!!!!!!



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I think you may have a career as a comedy writer.



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That was a true story?!! I am cringing here in my seat, I had actually been thinking about trying that stuff on my legs... no way! I've changed my mind! Honestly my legs clamped together as I read that!!



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I feel for you, I really do!



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LOl i have heard this one b 4 but i still laugh at it everytime :%26gt;)thnx i needed the laugh



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I've tried waxing once but after reading that never agaiN!



Razors for life!



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Ouch,that was funny



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funny, funny lady - still wiping the tears from my eyes - thanks!



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your mental never diy!



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hahaha



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oh my god! i'm still rolling and wiping the tears from my eyes! that was great!



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nice



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long story



short laugh



waste of time



sorry



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No way am I taking the time to read all that.



Thumbs down? You're just mad because you took all that time to read it, and it wasn't even worth it!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

How do u think???

halles berry's and gabriel aubry kid is going to come out like.hair color eye color skin color etc



How do u think???

I don't know but mixed race babies are sooooooooooo cute!



How do u think???

who the hell is gabriel aubry?

Eye color Genetics??? Can someone Help answer!! PLZ!?

OKay can you answer this? [PS. IM Bi-RATiAL;;black-white], My grand mother on my fathers side has green eyes and red hair, My father has Hazel-Green eyes and dark brown hair. My Mom Has Dark-Brown eyes. I have Dark brown eyes, and my Brother has Dark-Brown eyes but a little lighter than mines. Im just wondering if I have kids is it possible that their kids will have green or hazel eyes. [OR IF I POSSIBLY HAVE KIDS W/ ANOTHER BI-RATIAL PERSON (BLACK-WHITE).??



Eye color Genetics??? Can someone Help answer!! PLZ!?

This is a complicated genetics question that you might get better answers to if you posed it under science. I would need to do a genome chart of your whole family or at least all the parents and grandparents complete with hair and eye color to give you an accurate idea of what to expect. A short answer is that if the individuals carrying hair and eye color traits are homozygous dominant and they have a child with an individual with another person with the same homozygous dominant trait, then the child will have that trait.AA+AA= AA



If the parents are what is called heterozygous dominant then the genes can combine to create an offspring with either the dominant trait or the less common recessive trait.Ab+Ab =AA or bb



Eye color Genetics??? Can someone Help answer!! PLZ!?

I'm thinking yes. Since brown eyes are dominant and your father had a gene for green eyes you could have also got that gene (aka you could be heterozygous brown). But your partner would also have to have a gene for green eyes in order to have a green-eyed kid.



Scientists are starting to think that eye colour depends on more than one gene, so it might not be that simple.



Eye color Genetics??? Can someone Help answer!! PLZ!?

Well..My parents and both brothers are brown eyes, dark brown hair. Irish/French/Scots My husband is blue eyes, with blue eyed parents and all siblings blue eyed. My kids are, 1 brown eyes 2 green, 3 blue. (Actually 1 has a blue eye and a brown eye)



My brown eyed daughter is married to a green eyed man and they have 2 green eyed kids



My blue eyed daughter is married to a green eyed man and has 2 blue eyed kids



My oldest blue eyed son married blue eyes and has 2 blue eyed kids



My1 brn/blu eyed son is married to a biracial woman (black father/whte mom) with brown eyes.Their son has bright blue eyes , curly blond hair and beautiful skin.



My 2 green eyed boys 21 and 23 aren't married yet.



So, I say sure you can. I never thought I would have anything but brown eyed kids. And I only have 1 out of 13 kid/grandkids.

What should i do? i love her!?

in 8th grade, i had to take english and service learning. when i looked at my schedule, i wondered what service learning was. i knew i had to take it. but i was just curious on what it was. the first day of class, i had a teacher named mrs. johnson. she had blonde hair that slightly touched her shoulders and had blue eyes. She looked about 5"6 and was a very nice teacher. She always curled her hair and it looked really pretty. I loved her so much and I didn't know why. The class was about the community and animal allies. After twelve weeks of class, mrs. johnson asked if anyone wanted to go to a meeting with her. i immediatley raised my hand. she was my favorite teacher and i didn't want to let her down. this other girl raised her hand. we were the only ones who had our hands up. mrs. johnson was very happy and asked us if we could be there. i said i could and the other girl said she could to. the meeting was the very next day after we got informed. the next day after school, mrs. johnson spent all afternoon trying to track me down. i saw her pass my locker. i waited until she came back. i said hi and smiled. she did the same. then i walked with her and we talked. we went to the office to call my mom and approve it with her that i could go to the meeting to talk about animal allies and what we were doing in class. mrs. johnson talked to my mom over the phone. then mrs. johnson left at three because she had to be at the meeting early. i didn't have to go until four. so i waited until 3:45. while i was waiting, i did my homework. when it was time, the principal told us that we had to leave. so me and the girl got in the principal's van. it took us ten minutes to get there. once we got there, i got out of the car. we went into this building that was used to be a highschool. it was called the board of education. so we all walked in and went up to the second floor. i saw mrs. johnson. she smiled and said hi to us. we sat down at a table and we took our jackets off. there were about 20 adults sitting at the table. they wanted us to give speeches about our 8th grade service learning class. there were microphones on the table. we had to go there to talk about animal allies and what we have been doing in the class. the class was about the community and how we can help. mrs. johnson talked for a while. then i thought to myself " how can i do this? i can't talk in front of all of these people." so i prayed to god that i would be able to do it. i was so nervous that i got a bad stomachache. i started to sweat and i got really hot. my heart sank in fear and i felt so nervous. then the other girl spoke. after the girl was done giving her speech, i went and gave my speech. i talked about what animal allies was and how we were trying to help. i talked about what we were doing in the class and what to do if you see someone being cruel to animals. after i gave my speech, i felt so proud of myself. then mrs. johnson gave another speech to wrap it up. after she was done talking, we got out of our seats. mrs. johnson told us good job and that she really appreciated it. it made me feel good that she was proud of me. then we went back downstairs to leave the building because we were all done. the girl and i got into the principals car. she was going to drive us home. mrs. johnson went into her own car. once i got home, i told my mom and my whole family about it. i called my grandma and my neighbor about it. i was so proud of myself. i went to bed having something to feel good about. the next day, i was excited to go to school because mrs. johnson would be there and that's it. but when i got to english, she wasn't there. i felt so bad. we had a substitute. he was really crabby and i so badly wished she was there because she actually treated me like a real person. that night, i prayed to god before i went to bed that mrs. johnson would be there the next following day. The next day when i went to class, she was actually there. I silently thanked god as i walked into the classroom with confidence. later that day, i had to go to service learning with mrs. johnson. she told the whole class that i went to the meeting with the other girl. she sounded proud of us. then some people laughed at me and i started to blush. but i didn't care. then i missed the bus later that day. i called my grandma to come and pick me up. as i was waiting, my brother derek showed up stating that he missed the bus. i told him that my grandma was coming to pick us up. so we waited. after about ten minutes of waiting, i saw my favorite teacher mrs. johnson come in to grab some papers. i motioned to derek to look because i wanted to show him my teacher mrs. johnson. but he didn't look. so i decided to say hi to mrs. johnson. then mrs. johnson said hi back and smiled at me. then when mrs. johnson left, i told my brother derek that it was mrs. johnson and that she was my favorite teacher. then we left the office because my grandma came. the next day, for history class we had to go down to the library to type on the computers. while i was working, i saw mrs. johnson come in with her jacket on. i thought she was going home. so i got sad. i waved and smiled at her. she smiled and waved back. my next class was english with mrs. johnson. she was actually there. i was so happy to know that. she gave us a worksheet and we had to draw a picture of our heroes. i was going to do mrs. johnson as my hero, but i thought it might sound weird if i did that. so i drew a funny picture of my neighbor. after that, i raised my hand because i was so confused and i didn't know what to do. i told mrs. johnson i was confused. she explained it all to me. when she looked at my drawing, i laughed and she laughed too. it made me feel good that we were be coming good friends. after she explained it to me, i started working. then later that day for service learning, mrs. johnson had us play jeapordy. she put on a funny hat that had these things sticking up. i laughed because it was funny. then she sat down next to me. when she wasn't looking, i touched her hat. my friend jessica did the same thing because i dared her too. then it was time to go and i left the classroom. the next day for service learning, i told my friend kiana that mrs. johnson and i were friends and that i went to a meeting with her. she immediatley accused me of being a lesbo and got mad. but that didn't stop me from having a relationship with my teacher. i don't care what people thought and i always followed my heart. i loved my class with mrs. johnson and enjoyed having her as a teacher. The next day, we watch a movie. When class was over, i got up the courage to say bye to mrs. johnson. i said bye and smiled. she did the same thing. then i left and patted myself on the back for my good work. the next day was the last day until christmas vacation. everybody was in a good mood. i was planning on giving mrs. johnson candy canes the night before. i almost didn't go to school that day. but i did. i had three small candy canes that i was going to give her. then later that day, my best friend anne gave me a big candy cane and a lipgloss. i said thank you and i loved my gift. after that, i saw mrs. johnson in the hall and i gave her the candy. " Merry Christmas." i said smiling. "Thank you." mrs. johnson said. then we walked to the classroom together as we went up the stairs. once we got into the class room we watched a movie. the next class with mrs. johnson, anne, jesscia, and me all gave mrs. johnson a card saying that she was a good teacher. i was nervous, but my friend anne and jessica convinced me to give it to her. i actually thought she was a good teacher. i didn't want to suck up or anything. We all walked up to the teachers desk and gave her the card. It was signed by all three of us. "Thank you." She said smiling. Then we sat back down in our seats and i was pround of myself. Then it was time to go. I actually felt good. A couple weeks after that, we had an assembly infront of the whole school to show off animal allies. I volunteered to speak infron of the whole school in a microphone with my BFF Anne. We practiced for two days before the assembly. I was really nervous. Then the day came when I had to speak. I spoke before Anne. Then Anne spoke. After the assembly, Mrs. Johnson told us good job. After that, i really started to admire her. I loved how she weared her hair. So now im thinking about getting layers in my hair so i can be like her. she is so hot. Then I talked to anne about this after the assembly. "Hey what's wrong?" Anne asked. I looked really sad. I frowned as i looked over anne as i waved to my friend jessica. " Yeah. I just feel like mrs. johnson hates me. that's all." I cried. "Oh that's always so tough." Anne said feeling bad for me. " I know." I agreed. 閳ユ窏ow long have you liked her for?閳?She asked. 閳ユ凡ell we never really were friends. So techniqually were weren閳ユ獩 really friends. But i have seen her in school.閳?I said smiling. 閳?Umm i saw her at the mall and whoa i was way to nervous to introduce myself. So i just followed her down to the parking lot and jotted down her license plate number. which ended up being registered over to her. I just went on over to her house. Let me tell you she was so nice.閳?i said. Then anne smiled. 閳ユ凡ell i mean she seemed like she prolly would be nice. i never really spoke to her. so i just waited until she went to work. i climbed through her window and i borrowed her phone book. i say borrow because im going to give it back oneday you know?閳?i told her. 閳ユ脯es.閳?anne said nodding. 閳ユ藩o i called everyone in the book until i found mrs. johnson. i called her, but she wasn閳ユ獩 home. ooo i left her a message saying how in love with her i was. i just really wanted to have her hair. you know just basically opening up to her and stuff. But, She never called me back. So i would call and call. Then 6 months and 2 restraining orders later i decided that i deserved better than that you know. So what about you? have a girlfriend?閳?I asked hopefully. "No." She said with a grossed out face. "Oh, okay." I said smiling. Two weeks later, i was supposed to have creative writing for 5th hour with mrs. johnson. but the next day, she told us it was canceled because the school didn't have enough money to support the class. my jaw dropped in shock. i was totally bumbed out. i had my hopes up forever. Then the next day, i asked mrs. johnson to go to the bathroom. "Can i please go to the bathroom?" i asked. "Sure. i really miss having you in 5th period." she said frowning. "oh." i said sounding dumb because didn't know what to say. "so how are you?" she asked. "im alrite." i said as i took the planner. Then i left to pee. i was so happy! she really did love me. she just didn't show it yet. For all of the rest of the days in class i tried to be interesting by laughing and doing unique things. but it got me nowhere. how come mrs. johnson didn't talk to me like she did to the other kids? I would ask myself. days and days went by and mrs. johnson still kept on talking to other students over me! it was so unfair. but i just decided to keep being interesting by asking to go to the bathroom more and that led to more conversations. the more i pulled it off, which meant the closer we got. the closer we get, equals best friends. after a while, she talked to me alittle more than before. i guess you just could say that we were only friends and just to leave it at that. i guess i learned to accept it.



What should i do? i love her!?

Marry her if you love her so much (and if she loves you).



What should i do? i love her!?

sooo long...



What should i do? i love her!?

wow, did u get it from a story book?



What should i do? i love her!?

This was too long, I could'nt read the whole thing and you need to use spell check because you spelled probably very wrong. Have a nice day and my answer is Pray about It.



What should i do? i love her!?

This is too freakin' long....try condensing it.....I couldn't get thru half of it.



What should i do? i love her!?

And the question is what?



Please keep it to one sentence no more than thirty words in the sentence thank you.



What should i do? i love her!?

I didn't now a question could be a book...Let it go spy kid.

LADIES.... Do men with good muscle build intimidate you and....?

Do you prefer your men skinny and lanky or what? As a bouncer I see more women go for the douche bag nick leche look (I just got out of bed and messed my hair up as much as possible with jel or hair wax) and the skinny kid gets the love.



LADIES.... Do men with good muscle build intimidate you and....?

I don't like skinny lanky men too much, I tend to date taller bigger guys. Just personal preference is all.



And no they don't intimidate me, hahaha!



LADIES.... Do men with good muscle build intimidate you and....?

In our modern world, it extremely important to have large muscles. How about you evolve with the rest of us, nobody needs large muscles to buy meat from the supermarket. Report It



LADIES.... Do men with good muscle build intimidate you and....?

No way , I think men with a good muscle build are trying a bit too hard . I don't prefer skinny either . Just got to be the right amount muscle .



LADIES.... Do men with good muscle build intimidate you and....?

I prefer a bigger guy not fat but muscles are very nice husky is nice as well. I hate skinny guys always have.



LADIES.... Do men with good muscle build intimidate you and....?

no men with good muscle build dont intimidate me, The answer to this question is everyone has a preference, so if they are skinny, tall, fat, short, muscular it all depends on the individual.



LADIES.... Do men with good muscle build intimidate you and....?

Muscles don't make a man more man. In many cases muscles show a man who looks only himself and his body not the girls. Look it's nice but you don't need ONLY this, or beautiful hair or to be handsome for earn girls' heart. You need first to be gentle, clever, clean, to respect them, to love them, e.t.c.I hate muscles, I prefer skinny persons, I don't give a dime for hair waxes or jells. I prefer clever, clean, gentle persons. They are my choice. Good luck.



LADIES.... Do men with good muscle build intimidate you and....?

Hhhmmm... Personally I don't like guys who are too muscular. I go for the lanky ones. That goes for PHYSICAL attraction ONLY.



LADIES.... Do men with good muscle build intimidate you and....?

i think what i read about you that you like to do alot of things to gether but do you take diehydro cause i think you toke care about how you look befor taking care about your internal body.and if u do not do it yes it is ver nice for some women to have a masuly man in her bed every woman likes to feel that her gay is strong enough to take care of her

Why is it okay for Older Celebrities to still be stylish but not normal people?

I loved my origonal style. I love the feeling you get when you get to be outstanding and not just the soccor mom. I love the fact t at my husband thinks it's cool my hair is bright shades of red, blue and pink. I love my chucks and dont want to give them up for anything. Cant live without my Dr. Martins, and razor dogs. But why does so many people think just because you are a family woman with kids and over 29 you supposed to suddenly be boring and lifeless. Why do so many woman just do it because they are now expected to do so. WHy do so many woman give up thier looks just because? I dont want to, I want to be the person I have grown to love. Why is imuture if youe hair is dark blue and you have kids? Please help. I am wondering if it is only an American thing. You always see woman and men still dressing the way they want to in other parts of the world like Great Brittan and Austrailia. Please help me understand..



Why is it okay for Older Celebrities to still be stylish but not normal people?

You do you if you want to dye your hair whatever color and you are okay with then to H E double hockey sticks with whoever doesnt like it. You're not hurting anybody, so if it makes you feel good about yourself I say go for it.



Why is it okay for Older Celebrities to still be stylish but not normal people?

I really don't think you need to understand all you need to do is be yourself. if you want the blue hair, chucks or doc martins than wear them, and if other people are judging or criticizing you than they have the problem with vanity and a lack of fashion sense. If you are happy and your husband is happy, than thats all that matters.



Why is it okay for Older Celebrities to still be stylish but not normal people?

It's called dressing "age-appropriate".



As you grow older, you're expected to be more sophisticated than a teen who would dye their hair odd colors or wear clothes from the Junior dept. What's stylish for a teen/20-something doesn't really apply to older folks because the style is intended for the vibrancy/wildness of youth, although with a wise eye you can still wear certain pieces and make them look great. Older ladies can still be trendy and sexy, but in a different way... when they're still dressing like they did 30 years ago, it presents an image of a person who is in denial of their age and/or lacks the sophistication they should have. Embrace your age and the sophistication that you have earned in your years!



--EDIT-- Well, you're only two years younger than I am. The age appropriateness still applies though, only not to such a severe degree. The hair/youth clothing isn't a very professional look... and that also plays a big factor in how people perceive you (people may assume that you're not successful because most "serious" jobs frown upon that type of appearance and at your age you should have your career figured out %26amp; be working on advancing it). Once again, okay for a kid who's not serious about their career/life yet, but no so much for a successful "career woman" in her 30's.



Why is it okay for Older Celebrities to still be stylish but not normal people?

I would dress like young British people, were it not for the fact that the clothes young people wear here are TRASHY and HORRIBLE... basically sports gear/tracksuits and trainers, or jeans that hang off their butts like they've just become anorexic and didn't have a small enough belt. I wear my jeans at the proper height like the guy in the Levis commercial who strips off in the launderette. Although my jeans are Ralph Lauren Polo, they are button front! They show off my butt properly.



http://youtube.com/watch?v=wT4DR_ae_4o



But you dress how you like, I'm all for that :) I know what you're saying exactly. But please excuse me for not dressing young for the above reasons lol...



BTW You sound like a cool Mom... a real dudess!

True story ....?

If nothing else, this will give you a good soul cleansing laugh . . .



All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy,



painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the



wax.



Read on. . .



My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner,



play with the kids.



I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next



few hours:



"Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet."



So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.



It was one of those "cold wax" kits.



No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your



hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg



(or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off.



No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be?



I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to



figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)



So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other



stuck together.



Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the



hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax," yeah...right!) I



lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works!



OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this!



Hair removal no longer eludes me!



I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin



extraordinaire.



With my next wax strip I move north.



After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the



ultimate hair fighting championship.



I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet.



Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of



my bikini line, covering the right half of my hoo-ha and stretching down



to the inside of my butt cheek (it was a long strip).



I inhale deeply and brace myself....RRRRRRIIIIPPP!!!!



I'm blind!!!



Blinded from pain!!!!....



OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!



Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the



strip. CRAP!



Another deep breath and RIIIPP! Everything is spinning and spotted.



I think I may pass out...must stay conscious...must stay conscious.



Do I hear crashing drums???



Breathe, breathe.................



OK, back to normal.



I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused



me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it.



I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair.



I hold up the strip!



There's no hair on it.



Where is the hair???



WHERE IS THE WAX???



Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet.



I see the hair.



The hair that should be on the strip...it's not!



I touch.



I am touching wax.



I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now



covered in cold wax and matted hair.



Then I make the next BIG mistake...remember my foot is still propped



upon the toilet?



I know I need to do something.



So I put my foot down.



Sealed shut!



My butt is sealed shut.



Sealed shut!



I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and



think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may



pop off!"



What can I do to melt the wax?



Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!!



I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse



the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it



off, right???



*WRONG!!!!!!!*



I get in the tub - The water is slightly hotter than that used to



torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.



Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued



together, is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of



the tub...in scalding hot water.



Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.



So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cemented



myself to the porcelain!!



God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone



put in the bathroom!!!!!



I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some



secret of how to get me undone.



It's a very good conversation starter "So, my butt and hoo-ha are glued



together to the bottom of the tub!"



There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal



but she does try to hide her laughter from me.



She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking



cheeks or hole or hoo-ha?"



She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her.



I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of



the box.



YEAH!!!!! Right!!



I should be the joke of someone else's night.



While we go through various solutions. I resort to trying to scrape the



wax off with a razor .



Nothing feels better than to have your girlie goodies covered in hot



wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then



dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!



By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm



pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this



event.



My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving



grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax.



What do I really have to lose at this point?



I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!



The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my



friend.



It's sooo painful, but I really don't care.



"IT WORKS!!



It works !!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs



up.



I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my



grief and despair....



THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF IT!



So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now.



Nothing hurts.



I could have amputated my own leg at this point.



Next week I'm going to try hair color......



Tomorrow will be a better day.



True story ....?

That is GREAT!! Lol! I laughed and was shaking my head as I pictured her doing that! Too funny!!



Thank You!!



True story ....?

Lol I got this in an email awhile back.



True story ....?

stupidty is a privilage many abuse, i do hope you are not one of those who do so.



True story ....?

maybe



True story ....?

Thus the story of Chewbacca's mother begins.........



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Maybe you should put this in your blog.



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laughs omg...well i got my eyebrows waxed and the lady not only took the hair she ripped my skin off looked like i had some serious issues with eyeshadow fr 2 weeks



True story ....?

OMG! I don't know whether to laugh or cry. That was hysterically funny, but horrible and sad. LOL. I'm glad you got it off. I'm sure you helped hundreds of women, or at least me. ...



True story ....?

OMG!, OMG! OMG! OMG! LOL! LOL!



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lol. get a torch less pain.



True story ....?

You poor soul. I feel for you, going through that. It was humorous but I'm too empathic to laugh (I'm still wincing). It's things like this that convince me to never ever shave or wax that part of myself.



True story ....?

lolllllll this was so funny, really well written whoever did it. I havent grown enough balls to wax down there, and after reading this i dont think i ever will. haha



True story ....?

that wasnt funny



True story ....?

Wow thats quite a story. Might have ruined ur day but it made my night lol. I think thats the first time I have made a honest laugh today



True story ....?

So was it worth all that work and pain ,to be hairless.



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holy crap



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pretty funny... However, I do feel sorry for you. Have you heard of Helium.com... you write articles and earn money for it. You should enter this.



True story ....?

hahaha



i've tried those kinds of wax strips before too



except it was on my upper lip



True story ....?

Hahaha...I am sorry you had to go through that. With that said I am also sorry that I am crying because I was laughing so hard.



True story ....?

That's really funny.



True story ....?

did this actually happen to you or did you get it from somewhere. either way it was really funny!



True story ....?

Oh God, the pain of being female, and venturing on our own.... you made me laugh thank you. I remember something similar a long time ago. I believe I put the double strip in hot water before I used it on upper leg, bikini line area.... I've never ever waxed since.



True story ....?

Oh that was so funny. I know it happened but you are a real good writer. by the way YOU stay AWAY from the hair dye!!! I mean it young lady!!!!



True story ....?

your story just made my day, and gave me a good laugh... but i don't know how you did it, i get teary eyed just getting my eyebrows done...



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LOL!



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Oh my Goodness!!!!



I laughed so hard my sides hurt! This sounds like something I would do.



A word of warning. Never put a stuck super glue in your mouth and try to get the cap off with your teeth.



I tried this and you guessed it... Teeth, tongue and top lip glued together.



It's nice to know that I am not the only one that does silly things.



True story ....?

I feel bad for you. It sounds like you had a hard night. I'm so sorry for saying this but it was a funny story, I was feeling kinda sad so I decided to search yahoo for things to make me feel better. And this did it. Thanks and good luck next time you try anything new



True story ....?

I read the whole thing you owe me 5 mins of my life back. I can't wait to read part 2.



5,815 characters



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I can totally see something like that happening to me! Oh my gosh....you did give me a laugh though!



True story ....?

yeah, i can see someone actually doing that.



by the way, how lame can you be for your answer to be that it's too much of an effort to read that?



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WHAT???????

If you had to choose a colour for my....?

...hair, what colour would that be?



I'm 5"1", medium brown complexioned with black eyes and black hair. I'll turn 23 in June, too, and am a kindergarten teacher.



My hair is kinda straight at the top and curly towards the ends. It's of medium length, layered and the curls tend to be big rather than small.



Know any good site that'll help with simple hairstyles? When I'm busy with the kids, I forget about my own appearance, so I want something easy yet presentable enough before the kids. I also want something that suits my age. Any ideas?



If you had to choose a colour for my....?

black with brown accents or dark brown with some accents of light brown.



that'd look nice.



accents are natural. i hate unnatural accents. they sometimes look so unreal.



If you had to choose a colour for my....?

leave it black, and bleach a thick strand in the front on each side, and then dye the bleached strands BRIGHT RED!



If you had to choose a colour for my....?

sorry no idea



really wanted to help but i dont know anything about it



hope somebody will help you



If you had to choose a colour for my....?

The color that it come out of your head is fine. Go with what you like. U have to live with and pay for it



If you had to choose a colour for my....?

Chocolate with gold high lights



If you had to choose a colour for my....?

Kids love colour, i agree with Fetish up there, red streaks on black hair.



If you had to choose a colour for my....?

Suggest to your friends that for your birthday



you really need to see a stylist for the works.



Highlighting, hair shaped to frame your face,



and look a few styles that the stylist suggests would look good, and is easy care.



If you had to choose a colour for my....?

This is the most detailed request for a



pubic hair



makeover I have ever read.



Just tint it to blend romantically with your silk sheets.



If you had to choose a colour for my....?

Try this out-



http://beauty.ivillage.com/stc/hairstyli...

Question on pedophilia?

I had to post this again..I guess anybody can answer this, because no psychologists or counselors must be on right now.



My psychologist said that my molester is a pedophile and that it doesn't matter if I hit puberty at the time of the incident. Would the psychologists on yahoo diagnose my molester as a pedophile (it happened from 12-14, 6th to 8th grade). Do you have to go by the DSM-IV definition where it only says that a pedophile must be sexually attracted to PRE-pubescent kids? It says the age range is 13 years and younger, but we know that 9, 10, and 11 year olds hit puberty now these days.



I don't think it should matter if someone hit puberty, because kids are kids. Am I wrong? These 12 year olds who have their periods, have pubic hair, and wear training bras still look like kids and think like kids for god sake. But this guy told me I was stupid for thinking that and how pedophiles aren't attracted to 12 year old girls with pubic hair and budding breasts.Anybody agree?



Question on pedophilia?

you taking the piss or what????? a pedo is a f*****g sad minded prick who preys on children age 1 to 16!! it dont matter one f*****g iota wether they are in puberty or not!! they will rape and abuse one way or the other!! sick sick people!! kill em all



Question on pedophilia?

Ok there are two sides to the question. There are men (pedophiles ) who are only attracted to children who haven't yet reached puberty. There are men (pedophiles ) who are attracted to young teens who have reached puberty but who have not yet reached woman hood. Both of these men are though of as pedophiles also because they prey on children who aren't really in a position to say no.



Question on pedophilia?

I am no expert however I do agree that anyone willing to molest any child regardless of their age is a paedophile!!! My daughter started developing at the age of eight and if anyone had touched her I would have them charged!!! I also know that my sister was fifteen when she was molested and the guy only got four months in jail because the courts in Canada called it sexuall interference with a minor!!! Where is the justice in that?



Question on pedophilia?

Look, a pedophile goes after children, plural. In the case where an abuser is caught after only one incident, and hopefully prosecuted and taught a lesson in prison, that person is a child molester and rapist. When one enters puberty is uncontrollable, raping and molesting IS controllable. What ever you want to lable your abuser is your decision, I myself have a few choice words for people who abuse others, but I won't mention them.



Question on pedophilia?

A pedophile is an adult that preys on anyone that's less than 18 years old. You are not considered to be an adult until you are at least 18. You can't drive a car or join the military until you are 18. Your psychologist was right. You were molested by a pedophile. Hopefully, that person is in prison right now.

Why do other races view blacks the way they do?

why are black women always viewed as big booty girls wit big lips and nappy hair that are on welfare with 34 kids and live in run down house? Why are black men viewed as always being dangerous criminals with no job and no future? Do blacks really make you all think that is the way we are?



Why do other races view blacks the way they do?

I was adopted by two parents from Mozambique so of course I don't believe in stereotypes. You want to talk about stereotypes...my black boyfriend just graduated college and I'm a high school dropout! So obviously stereotypes are complete bullsh*t.



Why do other races view blacks the way they do?

you make it seem like having "nappy" hair is bad. My hair is so called "nappy" some of the time (i change it often), im proud of it. I do have full lips, but my lips arent big. I don't know any black family members on welfare.



Anyone that thinks all black people are like these things youve said are idiots.



Why do other races view blacks the way they do?

I do not sterotype blacks at all. My brother in law is black and he the most hard working of anyone I know. He has a lovely home and my sister and he have two wonderful happy beautiful children. I dont think my brother in law has ever run a stop sign. Its just plain ignorance that judges without knowing someone just for the mere color of ones skin.



Why do other races view blacks the way they do?

Through the years there always is racial descrimination. But it is the modern time and anyone, everyone is just the same, equal. No matter what color one have it is just the same, a human being who needs attention, care from others.



They deserve the best things in this life, this world no matter what color they are. ....



They are good in almost every field, in music, sports and they are good dancers , as a human being they are also good as much as the others or everybody.... They deserve to be given chances to be part or participate in any field........



There are reasons maybe why people become a problem to society no matter what color one have.



Why do other races view blacks the way they do?

"By their fruits shall ye know them".



Why do other races view blacks the way they do?

I have some of things...as well as a very expensive education, a corporate job, a business...and so on. Other races can (and do) view many any which way they choose.



Why do other races view blacks the way they do?

I think everyone views blacks in the stereotypical way because of media and entertainment. Look on the news...you don't see reports about Morehouse and Howard, or Cornell West or Dr. Molefi Asante. Nope! you see ms. ghetto-mama in the hood with missing teeth...yadda yadda. you see crime up the ying-yang with a warrant out for a black man's arrest. In entertainment, what are the rappers talkin about? Women in a sexual context. or some is "locked up" or drunk, or threatening to kill someone because they are a snitch. I'm not saying that media and entertainment are direct causes of the problems that blacks have but they certainly do affect it.



Other countries have this same negative perception of black people; big lips and nappy hair is not a bad thing, although it is portrayed that way because society's version of beautiful is long blonde hair, pale skin...or with a tan, and certainly not vuluptuous.



Why do other races view blacks the way they do?

that saying that "vladblusts..." wrote goes for white folks as well. and we ALL know the stereotypes about them.

Why is my husband such a jerk?????

Last night my husband came home and completly tore into me. I was told that the the house was to messy or in his exact words "You must like to live like a pig" They house wasnt perfect but it wasnt trashed. There was a few dishes in the sink from dinner, a load of laundry in the bathroom I hadnt gotton to and a few toys on the playroom floor. Thats it!!!! I was then told that I had let myself go and gotton fat since I've had our 2 kids. I stand 5 ft tall and where a size 2 for christ sake!!!!! No my tummy isnt as flat as it use to be but after a c-section with my last one it never will be short of having a tummy tuck. I mean I'm not one of those stay at home moms that run around in sweat pants day in and day out. I do my hair and make up , etc...... 90% of that time as long as my kids arent sick or we arent having a super crazy day. I dont get what his problem is???? I've refused to speak to him since this last night.



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

Although I wouldn't want to add fuel to the fire, at a size 2 you are probably as small as you should ever be. Don't make yourself sick or unhealthy because he had a bad day. I don't blame you for being mad. Just because you are a stay-at-home mom doesn't mean you are a maid or a slave to your home. He needs to get over being so perfect. Your biggest charge in life are your children. The dishes will be there later, but that little smile from your precious ones will not. I think you are doing great!



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

sounds like he had a bad day at work and took it out on u. find out whats really bothering him. or maybe he's cheating.



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

Wow talk about an immature relationship. I think the better question to be asking is why did you agree to marry such a jerk? And why is he starting this all of a sudden?



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

He trying to control you



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

Maybe he's going through male menopause...



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

it's called displacement.. he probably had a bad day at work so he took it out on you..



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

He sounds like a flaming asshole.



Dump him.



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

maybe you guys should see a counsleor....do u think something happened in his day that he was angry about?



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

i highly doubt this happened. it sounds like you watch too many talk shows.



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

he is a jerk! that's emotional/mental abuse and you shouldn't tolerate it.



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

becuase you are letting him treat you like that. just walk out of the room if you can't leave the house. NOONE should ever talk like that to you. hold your head high and don't stand for it.



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

If his behavior last night was unusual then I think you should talk to him to find out why he acted like that. Once you know why you'll have a better idea of what to do.



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

Wow, your husband is a jerk.



Most men would never talk to their wife like that!



He needs to grow-up.



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

It is not an excuse for him, but sometimes men who have wives that are stay at home moms harbor resentment. Sometimes this comes out as some mean comments now and then. I'd just tell him that his comments hurt your feelings and that you work hard to keep your house running properly. It doesn't matter if there are some things out of place sometimes, your house is where you live, it's not a museum.



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

usually person is reacting like that if they did something wrong



it is good cover up but it is sloppy way



if you are not happy run away while you have time and courage



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

Sweetie my boyfriend tells me the same thing and we are not married i had a c section with my son and it want go flat but u should never let ur husband put u down do like i do ket it go in onw ear and out the other keep ur head up the real reason he is betting u up and talking down to u is that he feels bad about him self.. don't stoop down to his level let him be a jerk by him self i hope things work out for u



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

I am SHOCKED, what a prick I was just going to say man rags, but thats really unfair.



I know how you feel, everynight when my partner gets home from work the house is clean, there might be a few toys on the lounge room floor or a couple of glasses in the sink because I dont see the point in doing the dishes more than once a day when you are trying to look after children and actualy LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!. And last night when I went to talk to him about his dog chewing everything in the house he went crazy and said pretty much what your husband said to you, he didn't call me fat because I would of kicked his **** (8mths preggers) but he was saying the house is always messy and I'm a useless whore who doe snothign all day.



MEN ARE SUCH PRICKS



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

he must have had a bad day. or something.



theres nothing wrong with you, manybe hes a man that wants you to be a stay home mom. Theres nothing wrong with saty home mom, my moms one and i love her for it.



you had two kids, your in better shape than women who had none, and even many teenage girls.



He must have some issues he needs to work out. Therapy??



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

He has no right talking to you that way! You spend all day taking care of the house and kids and he should respect you for that. If he has a problem with the way you are doing things just tell him that he is more than welcome to do those things himself. He owes you an apology!



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

Well you are married to him and that makes it hard to just up and leave. I think that he is being a jerk and is not taking into consideration what you DO do all day rather then what you are NOT doing. Men dont always get that. Sometimes you just have to spell it out to them what you have done all day and that you are only one person and if it bothers him so much to help you out and then it wont be messy because the two of you will be working together and keeping things nice looking. Also you mentioned toys so I am assuming you have kids. I dont know how old they are but its never too soon to teach them how to pick up and keep things tidy. Make it like a game. A fun pick up game and reward them for helping you. This way you get your house work done and they are learning valuable lessons they will use later in life and discipline.



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

if this is not normal of him then my guess is that you are not actually the problem.



He unfortunatley is taking it out on you because he loves you and its easy to take it out on the ones you love.



I would sit down with him and try and get to the bottom of it and find out why he is feeling like this chances are he is having a really hard time at work or something else is the problem not you.



I wouldnt take it to heart. even though its not nice what he is saying to you.



Make him a surprise dinner and maybe he will open up and tell you what is really wrong with him. Remember guys usually find it hard to deal with emotions.



Good luck, you dont deserve to be treated like this.



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

He must have been mad about something else before he got home and then picked a fight with you. My ex-wife used to do that to me and I would tell her I won't fight with you because your mad about someone or something else. You should make him apologize before you let it go. It may take three days but he will eventually.



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

he's cheating. somebody that he seems to think is better is catching his attention. keep your chin up. my ex. did the same thing. I'm 6'3" and I'm not in bad shape. she accused me of cheating and tore into me that the house was a mess even though she only worked 4 days a week. also that i wasn't treating her well. it's not that he's frustrated at work. you don't say those things to the woman that is your anchor in the world. he's guilty of something. if you need to talk email me golf4everdude@yahoo.com



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

keep giving him the cold shoulder I would even go as far as making him sleep on the couch. But it sounds like your husband thinks because he works and you stay at home he controls everything I would keep my eyes open on his attidude from now on. not saying he will get phyiscally abusive but he did get verbally abusive and that's the next step. if he doesn't apologize talk to him when the kids are in bed and tell him that a size 2 is not fat. and that being a mom dealing with the kids and house work is a lot of work and if he thinks it's so easy then maybe he should stay home and you go to work. see how hardd it is for him then.



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

he's a jerk because he's stressed and frustrated. men are simpler than women. if he's not getting sexy playtime and being told he's the best provider, he's going to feel like he's not doing his share. he'll then take it out on those he loves.



if you can't fix this by yourself then run to a marriage counselor. those kids need to see 2 parents that work through things. good luck!



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

That is a sign of verbal/mental abuse!



It is possible he had a bad day! That is no excuse but might explain it.



5'0" and a size 2!



Tell him that if he doesn't appreciate your appearance, and domestic skills, you can find someone that WILL like you and he can hire a maid!



Bet that gets a reaction! :)



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

I'd talk to him and see if he's had any extra stress at work or whatever. Sometimes men can be just as finnicky as women. When he comes home today, have the house all nice and freshly clean, and get a bit dressed up. Do your hair and makeup, and wear an outfit you know he likes. Suggest that you find someone to watch the kids, and make it a night for you and him ALONE at home. See what happens then.



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

well I don't know why maybe he had a sh**y day.. that still does not give him the right talk to you the way he did.....I am sorry for that....may I add though I am a stay at home Mom (3 kids) and I do not and never have walked around in sweats I don't even own any...and I do wear make up and I do my hair....I am sorry he was a jerk to you but I took offense to your stay at home Mom jab..that was not fair....



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

Most likely your husband had a bad day at work, couldn't take it out with anyone at work, so lucky you, you were his punching bag. This still doesn't excuse his rude words and behavior.



You are right to refuse to speak to him after he tore into you that way. How dare he ? A few questions: does he do any cooking, cleaning, laundry, care for the children when he comes home from work ? If he doesn't, then I suggest that you give him the opportunity of doing everything, and he can see what it entails. Then he'll think twice before he complains.



And regarding your body, ask him how many children he bore, and how many C-sections he endured. Also let him know that you will be working out sat a gym, while he does tasks at the house, cooks and cares for the children. In the future, you'll also be getting your hair done regularly, along with manicures, and pedicures.



If seen it so many times how women sacrifice themselves and their interests to care for the house, husband, and children while also working full-time. And instead of being appreciated for all they do, they are taken for granted and abused. If you don't care for yourself, they won't either.



You have turned over a new leaf, and will now become a "Miss America" at his time and expense. Touche !



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

It sounds like your husband's love language is "Acts of Service." It also sounds like he just had a really bad day at work and took it out on you, which he shouldn't have done, but it's done, so....



Don't let this eat at you. Forgive him, do a spring cleaning, and make him an awesome dinner. Then gently tell him that he hurt your feelings with his comments. Empathize with him that you realize he probably just had a bad day. Watch him shrink in his chair.



This will not only diffuse his argument against you, you will feel better not giving into anger.



Why is my husband such a jerk?????

By you simply coming to us first and not your husband, shows lack of communication between you two. By your description of what happened last night I didnt see wrong-doing on your part. He's simply a JERK! If he cant realize how lucky he is to have a wife who gave him two (i'm guessing )brilliant and wonderful kids, that's his lost. Throw him out door, only then will he realize how great he had.

What grade would you give me on my essay for my 8th grade social studies class?

The jazz age had a huge impact on American culture. The evolution of jazz began in the 1920閳ユ獨 also known as the roaring 20閳ユ獨. Jazz came curing era of evolution America was changing from old America to new America. Te sounds of jazz came from all over the globe. Older people in the 1920閳ユ獨 had trouble abiding with the new culture America brought fourth. 閳ユ藩atchmo閳?the king of jazz was why jazz made such a big impact on America閳ユ獨 people. 1920閳ユ獨 style and music evolution also influenced many other types of music.



The 閳ユ竼volution閳?of American cuklture began in the 1920閳ユ獨 also known as the roaring 20閳ユ獨. The start of the 1920閳ユ獨 marked the end of World War 1 and America閳ユ獨 evolution. The first sounds of jazz originated in America. New Orleans was the city of jazz in the 1920閳ユ獨 people called it the birthplace of jazz. Jazz was popular in its early days in African American communities. Without slaves being brought to America would jazz have been discovered?



The roots of jazz started in Africa. Western Africans were the first to produce the first sounds of jazz in America. When slaves were brought to America they were not allowed to bring instruments but they brought their own unique style in music. Louis Armstrong created most of the frist sounds of jazz in America. Many young children followed in Louis閳ユ獨 inspirational footsteps. The 1920閳ユ獨 was the start of some color barriers being broken.



Children, and the movement. Children made jazz music so popular. Children developed a new feel for music from the classical music to the upbeat sounds of jazz. The blues was very popular before jazz but not for kids, kids were into more upbeat sounds and rhythms. That is why they feel in love with jazz music. Some parents disapproved of jazz because of its African roots and popularity in African American communities. They preferred the mellow and light sounds of classical music. Dancing became the new fad fir teens curfews became later and children began to spend more and more time out of their homes. The shimmy and fox trot were big dance styles back in the 20閳ユ獨. Kids were used to classic music such as ballroom dancing and the waltz not the upbeat movements of jazz. Jazz broke many color barriers between African American children and white children. Many children閳ユ獨 jazz groups consisted of black %26amp; whites. Children in this decade were experiencing that transition from old to new America.



Women were and are the back bone of jazz they kept the movement going. Women were either backup singers or songstress. The queen of jazz is Ella Fitzgerald she was one of the first women to hit the big time. Women were not commonly seen playing instruments in the 1920閳ユ獨.Black women were mostly involved in the earlier days of the jazz age. Black women were backup singers for many white songstresses; because back in the 1920閳ユ獨 black women were not allowed to perform infront of big white audience so they got their fame from singing behind people.



The father of jazz changed America for ever. Louis Armstrong AKA 閳ユ藩atchmo閳?was dubbed the king of jazz in the late 1920閳ユ獨. He was born in a poor neighborhood in New Orleans known as the battle field. Louis Armstrong played mostly brass instruments. His music teacher was 閳ユ窚ing閳?Oliver, King taught him how to play the instruments but he made it a style all his own. Satchmo閳ユ獨 music was loved by many blacks and whites children and adults. He refused to play in segregated arenas, bars, and clubs. His band consisted of 12 blacks and 10 whites. That showed American that music is music and it doesn閳ユ獩 matter what race you are. That set a positive example for kids and many kids started to rebel against segregation. But that didn閳ユ獩 change all of America.



Jazz influenced many types of other music. Latin many forms of Latin music evolved from jazz. Latin jazz salsa and maranga have very deep roots in jazz. In Mexico City jazz was a big hit. All they did was add some Spanish and add a spicier beats that people could dance too easy. Even today閳ユ獨 hip hop was influenced by jazz. Gospel music, R%26amp;b, and soul music were also influenced by the sounds of jazz. Without jazz there wouldn閳ユ獩 be the wide variety of music we have today in America.



Jazz made such a big impact on American culture. Children were evolving and begging to love their new found freedoms. People were begging to see that music and race don閳ユ獩 tie together. Women were being appreciated more and began to more things in their communities. Jazz opened doors for many African American children to have their time to shine on stage. Color barriers were begging to crumple it was the end of world war one so it was a time for celebration. Style, hair, and all changed they made a huge transition from old to new America. That was only the begging of the 20閳ユ獨. If all that didn閳ユ獩 occur would we have all that we have today?



What grade would you give me on my essay for my 8th grade social studies class?

I'm going to have to agree with the others about your grammatical errors.



You have some capitalization errors,also spelling and punctuation.If your original does not contain these issues then you will be fine.



I must also agree that it is better not to ask questions in your essay. These can be reworded into statements without losing the impact that you intended for them to have in the first place.



I will have to diagree with Olivia,who had a very good answer,about the relevance of hairstyle and fashion to your essay.First it is not like this is being used as one of the main points of your work.Second jazz music absolutely influenced,to some point,the styles,fashion and hair of the day at least in isolated areas of America's subcultures,and was probably the beggining of music and fashion/style influencing one another.



You may want to use spellcheck,but don't rely soley on that.You use the word "beggining" twice in the last paragraph and misspell as "begging" which is the correct spelling of begging meaning : to beg.As this is a correct spelling spellcheck will not catch this one.



Other than these grammitcal errors your content is fine and relevent to your subject.A few repititions you could do without but these should not be a problem especially at an eighth grade level.



All in all it seems well researched and in the eighth grade that carries a lot of weight in your grade as research can be time consuming and many students try to avoid it.



Yahoo questions is a prime example of this as many of the questions asked here are the result of students who are mearly too lazy to do there own research.Researching material on your own is how you learn and retain knowledge.



Thank you for doing your own work,and despite a few easily corrected grammatical errors this essay should bring you a grade of A easily,B+ at the very least.



What grade would you give me on my essay for my 8th grade social studies class?

I would give you an A, it was very detailed and educational!! Good job!!!



What grade would you give me on my essay for my 8th grade social studies class?

You could easily earn a B+ or A on this essay- it's very informative and interesting. But there are a few mistakes:



First of all, there are a few grammar and spelling mistakes (for example, the missing of capitalization in "World War One" [last paragraph], and "...America brought fourth" instead of "forth" [first paragraph]) that you'll have to root through and find hidden throughout the essay.



Second, there are a few irrelevant phrases thrown in here. For example, (last paragraph) what do style and hair have to do with the evolution jazz created in the 20s? Music and fashion coincide today, but until the late 60s, looks didn't effect an artist's popularity.



And there was just one more pet peeve towards the end- I hate it when people start or end a paper with a question. I mean, unless you've been told to do that to, "leave the reader wondering", I wouldn't find it acceptable at all. You could rephrase it to something like, "If all that didn't occur, America today might not be as we know it". If you ask a question (to me, anyways), it sounds as if you're not completely sure about what you researched. Sounding authoritative and confident can make an essay shine through the others.



And again, you obviously put a lot of work into this paper, and it's absolutely wonderful. There are just a few kinks, as there are with any paper.



Good luck, and hope I helped!



What grade would you give me on my essay for my 8th grade social studies class?

you need to clean up the typos/mis-spellings. I got to the 4th one %26amp; quit reading. I will say what I read is well researched %26amp; well written but if the typos are in the original I wouldn't give you better than a B-