Good comeback to 'get a haircut'?

i have brown med. length skater/surfer style hair, which i like and dont want to change atm. but whenever i have arguments with chavvy kids in football/rugby matches they always end up saying 'get a hair cut'. can anyone think of a good comeback to it?

Good comeback to 'get a haircut'?

'Get a face-lift'.

Good comeback to 'get a haircut'?

You could cut your hair

Good comeback to 'get a haircut'?

i did get one cut, the third one in on the left.

Good comeback to 'get a haircut'?

when you get your throat cut.

It's usually balding people who say it and they are just jealous so I usually say "well you know what its like when you go to the barbers....... oh you don't do you" or "I can't afford one as there is a recession on...... on the top of your head"

Or "your just jealous coz you spent hours doing your hair and forgot to bring it with you"

"Who cuts your hair?..... the council"

"what do you comb your hair with?..... a flannel"

"when you were at the barbers last and he asked if you "wanted anything on it", you should have said "a pair of knickers" coz he made you look like a c**t

"i was thinking of having it cut like yours.... could I borrow your mum's basin"

and finally "you've got all your own hair...... in a box under you bed"

Good comeback to 'get a haircut'?

"It helps me get girls..."

Good comeback to 'get a haircut'?

tell them to **** off, why waste a good comeback on a chav!?

no seriously, say I can get a haircut tomorrow but you will still be a twat!

Good comeback to 'get a haircut'?

how about the good old reliable

"f**k off"

Ive used it so many times (I myself have chest legnth hair)

Good comeback to 'get a haircut'?

first *laugh sarcastically w/them*

then say

get a life

or

get your ugly face fixed

Good comeback to 'get a haircut'?

One of the best knock downs I know is, *pull your bottom lip over your head, and swallow hard*. There's no answer to that.

Good comeback to 'get a haircut'?

ask them if thats really the best they can come up with? I mean really what guys worry about other guys hair?

Good comeback to 'get a haircut'?

dont footballers shave their legs?

tell them to get some hair!

or just call them gay cos they like to play with balls!

Good comeback to 'get a haircut'?

LOL i agree w/ the guy who said when you get your throat cut

Good comeback to 'get a haircut'?

Get the same thing dude (don't let my profile fool ya) !

"I'm growing it to be YOUR hair donor."

"Never ! You Baldy Git !"

"Yeah right, cos that did Samson the world of good !"

"3 + 2"

"What?"

"Yeah, thought so!"

"Get a Job / Girlfriend / personality transplant"

"Which particular HAIR exactly?"

Good comeback to 'get a haircut'?

f*** off!

Well that's what I'd say to the losers!

Good comeback to 'get a haircut'?

Tell them you're it's odd that manly men like themselves are so concerned with your hair.