Which joke do you like the most? And please rate!?

1. A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are working at a construction site. One day the brunette said, "If I have a ham sandwich, I'll jump off this building and die." She had a ham sandwich, so she jumped and died. The next day, the redhead said, "If I have a cheese sandwich, I'll jump off this builiding and die." She had a cheese sandwich, so she jumped and died. The next day, the blonde said, "If I have a PBJ sandwich, I'll jump off this building and die." She had a PBJ sandwich, so she jumped and died.

At the girls' funeral, the brunette and redhead moms cried and regretted for packing the "deadly sandwiches." Then they asked the blonde mom, "Why don't you feel guilty?" "Because," the blonde mom said. "My daughter packed her own lunch that day.

Q: A butcherman has a wife, 2 kids, a dog, is 5 ft. 9, lives in CA, has red hair, and likes to wear womens' clothing. What does the butcherman weigh?

A: Meat.

Which joke do you like the most? And please rate!?

ive heard both b4...i guz da 1st one....on a scale of 10...ill give it a 7....

Which joke do you like the most? And please rate!?

I would say the first one on a scale of 1to 10 it's about a 7

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i like the first one better..... stupid blondes lol jk! blondes do have more fun id say an 8 out of 10

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1st one..10/10..lol..no offence to blondes, but blonde jokes are always funny

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i#1 i give it a 7

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different version of an couple of old favorites 5/10

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#1. I %26lt;3 blonde jokes...probably an 8

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Loved the first one, it really made me laugh. And I'm blonde!! I give it 11. (It's the blonde in me)

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5,2

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10 out of 10

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i loved the second one because it is smale to read

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hahaha the first one was really funny, 8/10

the second one wasn't bad, would be more affective if the answer wasn't right there, and the person listening to the joke actually had to try and guess (6/10)

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there ok......give it a 5

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The first one is probably a 4 and the second one is probably a 2

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I agree with you. You are abusing Yahoo! Answers by asking a totally useless question, so, I won't be answering that one.

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i like the one where the stupid fat lasagna ***** goes around and harasses people who could give a **** less about her.