Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Good ones...?

But im pretty sure these are better



Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs?



A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.



Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be?



A. The least hairy of the three



Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid?



A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?



Q: HOW WAS VELCRO INVENTED?



A: AN ITALIAN WOMAN WAS TAKING OFF HER SWEATER AND IT GO STUCK TO HER MUSTACHE



Q:When is it permissible to throw water in an Italian woman閳ユ獨 face?



A:When her moustache catches fire.



Q:What do you say to an Italian in a 3 piece suit?



A:" Will the defendant please rise?"



An American was on holiday in Rome,he went into a cafe and bought a cappuccino.



He soon got talking to an Italian woman at the next table.



閳?Do you speak English,閳?he said.



閳?Yes, a little,閳?she replied



閳?How much,閳?he asked.



閳?$50,閳?she said.



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LOL LOL!



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What's your yahoo ID? Report It



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What the heck makes his answer soooo great? {LOL}



What kind of answer is {LOL}? You two have gotta be buds! And gaming for points besides! Report It



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Sorry....NOT GOOD ONES, LET ALONE FUNNY!



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Now that's better.... :)))



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I wasn't laughing my head off. Listen, can't you try to be nice and not be offensive to other cultures.



We're all children of the same God. Just because you are German and someone else is Italian doesn't make you any superior to him or anyone else.



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bruno c you degenerate sick f*ck GET LOST MAN,IF THIS IS YOU ARSHAN,MAN WE'RE GONNA WORK YOU OVER REAL GOOD....NO F*CKING CHANCES,NO F*CKING SYMPATHY....YOU SICK F*CK



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VERY FUNNY



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wow i see ur obsessed with Italian girls,good luck with them!



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Not bad jokes,i saw betters...



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dumb



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WAS IT FUN REPORTING MY Q? AND SERIOUSLY DUDE I MEAN TAKING FRENCH JOKES AND PUTTING THE WORD ITALIAN INSTEAD...THAT SUCKS EH? COULDNT FIND ANY GOOD WOP ONES?



REPORTED/



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perhaps you,ve never realised that with italian dudes,i c*m the hardest.stay off my toys punk!

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