Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are some priceless quotes:......
*I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a ********?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word. He knew better*.
*My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
*This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too!
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I'm still laughing at the third one.
thanks for all the laughs here's another star
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That is way too much to read...
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Pretty funny! Especially the last joke! LOL
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awsome.
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The nut one was really funny!!
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Yes I have done something like that except it was infront of my whole class!
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wow... i could just clone my self into another world if that happened to me!!
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I think these are hilarious. Thanks for making me literally LOL.
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Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
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Very funny...I have only had the experience where I am gossiping about someone and they walk right up or enter the room and it gets all uncomfortable,
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I've heard them before. They are not your personal stories. Next time try telling something a little closer to home.
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Oh my....how lucky you are to laugh at the simple things in life.
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lol.
i love this.
it made me laugh.
and now i have to go pee.
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lol funny
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How many times has that happened to me before?? Countless!! But it was around my friends so it wasn't really that embarrassing. Now I'm going to start thinking about what I say before I say it!!
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